Archive For June 2009
Bush Passes Physical
June 30, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (2)
CRAWFORD TEXAS- From his ranch in Crawford Texas former President George U. U. Bush was administered his first physical since leaving the White House last January. Much to the former […]
Taxation on Respiration
June 28, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (5)
Caps and Trade, Tax, Carbon Dioxide, Global Warming
LIMP BIZKIT/RESULTS MAY VARY
June 27, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (1)
Fred Durst covering Behind Blue Eyes is slightly akin to Dean Devlin remaking The Graduate and casting Stone Cold Steve Austin in the role of Mrs. Robinson. An atrocity so complete that […]
MAROON 5/SONGS ABOUT JANE
by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)
Misery love company . . . which is probably why this band will be around long enough to make a second album.
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL/A MARK, A BRAND AND A SCAR
by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (0)
Don’t waste your time or money on this record. Instead hit yourself in the head with a hammer until you black out. The result will be the same but at […]
NICKELBACK/SILVER SIDE UP
by Kip Hooker, Section: Album Reviews, Comments (3)
Substandard rock from substandard rocker dudes. If I’d paid a nickel for this refuse I’d want it back too.
RIGHTS
by Kip Hooker, Section: Political Commentary, Comments (2)
Very recently, as in just a few moments ago, I ran into a comment here on the internets unabashedly stating that rights were derived from laws and that none of […]
Refreshing: Politician Cheats on Wife, Not Taxes
June 26, 2009 by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
SOUTH CAROLINA- In a news conference from the LaQuinta Inn on the corner of the I-59 Corridor and S. Exchange Street in Shrapnel Hill, member of the Republican Party […]
Chastity Bono Undergoes Radical Procedure
by Kip Hooker, Section: Not Really the News, Comments (1)
HOLLYWOOD- In a stunning announcement that promises to rock the American LGBT movement, if not set it back by at least 30 years, the activist formerly known as Chastity […]