by Kip Hooker,
Section: Not Really the News
Washington- Partial Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced that the health care debate has been an unparalleled boon to the economy and, as of this date, created over four million jobs for out of work Americans. Critics of the Speaker, and her most recent claims, have pointed out that each of these jobs were created in the marketing industry and expressly for the purpose of convincing the seventy percent of Americans who are strongly opposed to the so called health care reform, or at least in its two current incarnations, that they are stupid and so is democracy. Opponents of the honorable congresswoman’s rational have also pointed out that once the debate is settled -one way or the other- these jobs will certainly vanish faster than The President’s long form birth certificate.
Pelosi characterized such criticisms as “sophomoric” and “shortsighted” claiming that the temporary nature of these jobs is “precisely why it is so important that health care pass so we can segue these expiring marketing jobs into positions in the -soon to be created- national defense force necessary to insure that those who have the peculiar notion that they own their bodies and do not have to buy health care insurance are properly dealt with.”
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March 9, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Political Commentary,
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If the ancients and their accounts are to be believed then sometime some centuries ago 300 warriors of Sparta met and survived -for a time- against a force of one […]
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March 8, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Fair Use, Political Commentary,
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Once upon a time Dan Rather suggested that a person could constantly lie and still be considered honest . Ostensibly this was a defense of former President Bill Jeff […]
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March 6, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Not Really the News,
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Silicone Valley- Devoted iPhone/Android fans -who have been using a very useful third party application known as Shazam to identify songs unknown to them by holding their devices near to […]
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February 28, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Not Really the News,
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Massachusetts- For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously […]
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February 26, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Not Really the News,
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After decades of speculation partially famous folk-pop diva Carly Simon has finally revealed the, until now, secret identity of the man that served as the inspiration for her 1972 […]
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February 22, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Not Really the News,
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Cambridge, MA- Scientists at MIT’s prestigious Center for the Painfully Obvious and Institute of the Absurdly Obtuse have announced that they’ve discovered the secret to aging and are poised to […]
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February 20, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Not Really the News,
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Washington- After an unexpected drop in unemployment -from 10 percent to 9.7- during the month of January administration officials appeared eager today to get ahead of this trend and augment […]
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February 14, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
Section: Political Commentary,
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February 12, 2010
by Kip Hooker,
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Hollywood- After languishing away for years in development purgatory it appears that Hollywood might finally be moving forward with its long awaited biopic of celebrated politico “it girl” Meghan McCain. […]
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